What Happened to Bad Boys? (by Moon)

Girls,

Remember when we used to watch Guns n' Roses music video or listen to Aerosmith shouting "I GO CRAAAAZY, CRAAAZY --- BABE, I GO CRAAAAZY!" ?? My point exactly: What happened to those kinda guys? The ones that stole you a kiss, not really caring if you would slap him across the face or not. Those guys who, as soon as they realized there was someone else around you, would IMMEDIATELY mark their territory? Where are the guys that called you, wooed you, fucked you ALL NIGHT LONG? (don't make that face, you know you like that!)

I believe this thing about eating organic foods messed up men testosterone somehow. I don't know about you girls, but I've been dealing with some men who will even hesitate to hold my hand! The kind of guy who takes 5 hours to reply your text, who take you out to show off his new Porsche AND has football game on the radio - yup! he even celebrates a touchdown! (God know the ONLY touchdown I'm hoping for has nothing to do with football!)

Well, this same dude saw me wearing a tight tank top and jeans and had the nerve to say "Gosh, you're half naked!" Hold on: This is still California!!! Since when a nice flat stomach and sexy tattoo is outrageous?!

After the conservative, non-sense comment, I decided to give the guy the benefit of the doubt. So after our "lunch" (Nutella Sandwich), the guy drops me off. And takes off. What was that all about? Oh yeah, maybe he can't wait to get back to his garage and stick his "pipì" into his new Porsche fuel hole..

But you know, I'm a girl. I'm impulsive.. and a little crazy, so I immediately call him : "Hey youuuu... come back, I forgot to give you something!" By the time I hung up the phone, I was already sweating all over and thinking "This can't be good, you're crazyyyy crazyyyy, babe, YOU ARE CRAAAZY" So he makes a U turn, stops in front of my building. So I walk over to his car, open the door, throw my purse on the floor, grab him by his shirt and make out. FULL ON MAKING OUT. Then I look at him, take my purse, say "byebye" and slam his stupid Porsche's door really hard.

Question:

Do you think he got off the car singing some Aerosmith song? Or ran after me, pulled me by the hair and threw on top of his sports car ripping off my clothes? NOPE.

Darling, this loser and a half took off. At 35 miles per hour - afterall, that IS the speed limit.

A Romantic Dinner. (by Sun)

A dinner's invitation! But not to go eat out. An invitation for indoors dinning - at his place.
I was really enthusiastic, because that was gonna be my first nice date of the year, plus it was the second time I saw this guy who I really liked. But above all, because the truth be told, I hadn't had sex in a while and I soooo needed it!!!! If he thought that I was going to be the "prey" he was absolutely wrong! I was gonna be the predator!

Ok: I got to my date with a bottle of wine (hahaha, yes, the roles have been reversed here: The man cooks, the woman brings the booze.) Indeed, he cooked, we chatted, we listened to some music, we saw the soccer match on tv (AHHHHH, girls c'mon.. he is not perfect! - well, he did had MUTE on.) After dinner and a bottle of wine, he offered me a HUGE glass of gintonic.. and a BIG glass of rum.. and then.. well- no need to tell you what happened, right? :-)
It really nice. In his bedroom, on the table, on the couch. Half time! So, he gets up and comes back to the living room wearing... PAJAMAS. He sits by my side on the couch, invites me to sleep over, but tells me that he needs to get up early because he has to go to work. Meanwhile I was alllll playing sexy, ready for the second half of the game, penalty shoot out and all! NOTHING! We went to bed .... to sleep! Well, I got up five minutes later and went home. AAAAAAAAAH!

Question: What happened to the guys that want to have sex all night long? That want to keep on making love to us until we can't no longer walk? Do I deserve this kind of situation? Having sex ONCE and then going to bed with a guy wearing green pajamas?

All right. I will NOT complain. I'll try and stay positive: I might have not filled up my belly but at least I'm not on a "diet" anymore.

Skyping pearls of a Saturday Night: (by Sun)

Preamble:

Remember when we were little and we used to ask our Mom for albums and stickers? And how mad we used to get when we anxiously opened the sticker envelope just to find out that we already HAD that one? Now, during these modern times, there's a saying that if you have sex with the same guy over and over: "He's the repeated sticker that will NOT complete yur album!!" So last summer, during the Fifa's Soccer World Cup, me and a good girlfriend of mine joked around : "How's the World Cup album & stickers going? Are you done with the album, yet? " Meaning that the more guys we met from different nationalities, the better.

Skyping pearls of a Saturday Night:

I told my friend, how I recently went to this guy's place and how he kept the soccer match on TV the entire evening. So as the date goes on, he asks me: "But... do you like soccer?" so I dumbly replied : "Yes!" But next time, I swear I will give an answer that my dear girlfriend has suggested me: " I LOVE soccer! I have the World Cup Album and I'm still trying to fill it up! Actually, with my favorite teams, I was able to stick all the 11 players, reserve players and the mascot!"

Courtship... commonplace? (by Sun)

Girls, I guess we'll be dedicating this beginning of month to "being asked out". Not that I choose themes on purpose, but because it seems that the men who are in my girlfriends lives, tend to behave in a similar way in the same period of time.
When I was younger I used to be asked out to dinner all the time. The guy would save the week's allowance, or his internship's little money but always took me to a cute little place to eat. We usually ate little, drank wine, behaved elegantly and then went out partying .. or to a motel (depending on the level of our intimacy)

Nowadays, a dinner invitation has become rare. And the worst thing is that the guy have a job, a career and enough money to take us out. My question is: Why don't they take us out to dinner? And to add a friend of mine's question : "Has it become fashionable to meet up at a club and nobody told me?" Well, this same friend of mine has gotten the following answer: " I don't take you out to dinner because it's so 'commonplace'..."
Girls, if taking a woman out to dinner is unoriginal, I guess the guys suppose that originality is to ask us to get hammered with Mojitos!
Where has romance gone? Courtship? Trying and making a woman feel special? According to them, its commonplace? Or have we become so accessible and easy that a drink is enough of an invitation to get to a girls pants?!
The point is that I do think we have become TOO available. Although in the past, we were kinda easy as well.. but it wasn't written all over our face! The guys used to think they needed to work hard, to sweat, to be a geltleman in order to get our trust and jump into our bed.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! I know what it is, check this out and see if it makes sense:

When we used to go on those dates, usually we didn't eat much but drank a lot, right? So, can you imagine the face of that poor intern who had to pay a huge bill and the girl ate nothing and got hammered? Is this why now they ask us out for only a drink? Hahahahaha.
Let's not be unfair: Some men DO invite us for dinner... at his house. It's always a double sided weapon: you will be "pussy-delivery-girl" anyways, but the wolf at least is trying to be a gentleman : even if he doeasn't need to get out of the house (you are delivering your "thing" for him on a silver plate, anyways) , he makes the effort to woo you (girls, no frozen food and him opening the door in his pajamas..)
Whatever the case, dinner dates are becoming rear in this modern times.. and not because of the economy crises, but a gentlemen crises. Courtship has become a banality and guys are trying to look original by taking you out to have Mojitos and thinking that'll do.

A piece of advice: If he takes you to a bar, order Coca-Cola and make sure to make him see that it will take a lot more than a drink to win you over!

The first invitation of the year... I think.. (by Sun)

Girls!!! Welcome to 2011!!!!

Here's my question: have you renewed your vibes?? have you asked the Goddess of the Sea some good energy for the new year that's just started? Have you made your resolutions? Have you began the year with the right foot?
Well, I even tried doing all this, but I confess that the year has started a little more "weird" than I expected. You know, I went for a ride on my bike today, daydreaming of a hot guy who would ask me out.. actually I would love that a guy invited me out for dinner.. it's been a long time since a guy took me for dinner, and I find it such a lovely thing to do, because it means he actually wants to spend some time with you, to chat with you.. I don't know it just feels romantic and to me it's a sign that he's interested.

At the end of the day, while I was eating pop corn in front of the tv ala Bridget Johnes... my phone rang. Huuuuuu!!! The cute guy I had met last saturday was calling!!! Finally, my first 2011 date. Well... it wasn't exactly an invitation for a romantic dinner, but instead, to go out "partying" next week. But what got me thinking, was... that it wasn't exactly an invitation to go out with ME. Well, at least I wasn't the only one invited. Apparently another COUPLE was invited as well, and the weird thing is that the cute guy was really interested in having the couple ... interact... (if you get what I'm saying).
First, the guy calls saying how beautiful and amazing I am, and that he wants to go out with me. Then he asks if I like boys or girls and at the end he asks me to go out with this weird couple (that have an "open" relationship, which means they sleep with other people).

I have no idea what 2011 will bring me, but if the year has started THIS way... this blog will be on fire!